Nano Coffee Energy Tablets Announces Winner of the “Dead Tired and Hot Wired” 2007 Awards For the Presidential Candidates!

Nano Coffee Energy Tablets Announces Winner of the “Dead Tired and Hot Wired” 2007 Awards For the Presidential Candidates!
New York, NY (November 16, 2007) Jan Stuart, founder of Nano Coffee™ Energy Boosting Tablets, an American Healthy Energy Supplement Company, has announced the winner of the first annual 2007 Dead Tired & Hot Wired Awards.
Hot Wired winners who demonstrate an energetic quality will be given the Golden Wire in recognition for their enthusiasm. Dead Tired winners will be given a supply of Nano Coffee Energy Tablets to keep them awake and alert during the long campaign ahead.
The Dead Tired Republican winner is Fred Thompson! Thompson’s droopy eyes, saggy jowls and zombie-like responses in the Republican debate have made even the most diehard GOP supporter yawn and crave the pillow. Lincoln’s corpse has more life than this guy.
On the Dead Tired Democrat winner is Joe Biden! Biden’s Lurch-esque responses during the Democratic debate are so robotic and predictable that if he wins, animatronics experts may not be able to build a robot that stiff and lifeless for the Hall of Presidents.
The Hot Wired Democratic winner is Mike Gravel! Harnessing the power of his own craziness, the former senator is a one-man campaign staff which, sadly, happens to match the same number of his supporters.
The Hot Wired Republican winner is Dr. Ron Paul! Paul’s explosive campaign raised over three million dollars overnight and campaign staffers had to restrain him from attempting to leap tall buildings, change the course of mighty rivers and bend steel in his bare hands.
Also, a special “Lifetime Dead Tired Unachievement Award” to Vice President Dick Cheney, who actually fell asleep in the middle of a White House Briefing. Guess that’s better than shooting somebody in the face.
To get FREE samples of Nano Coffee Energy Boosting Tablets to help you get through the holiday season and find out more information visit their website at www.nano-coffee.com. Nano Coffee is a healthy energy nutritional supplement, each tablet contains as much caffeine (200mg) as two cups of coffee, PLUS other power boosting , healthy energizing nutrients (Guarana, Caffeine, Rich Colombian Roasted Coffee Bean, Taurine, B6, B12, Vitamin C, and Green Tea). Instant, long lasting energy, with Zero calories and No crash after!
Nano Coffee Energy Tablets are produced by Stuart Consumer Product Labs and is sold nationwide at GNC, Health Food, and Convenience Stores.

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